The Dry Version / No Incense
The whale, the names, and what he is building.
Midas Whale is the onchain Deadhead behind @themidaswhale and midaswhale.eth, and the founder of NFA Bears. His X account dates to December 31, 2015. He is a whale-king, usually blue and sometimes grey, who lives on land. Broke is home, even when the wallet has a good season; the music, people, and work are already his fortune.
The Midas Whale at @themidaswhale and midaswhale.eth, building NFA Bears. This is his website.
midaswhale.eth is the primary ENS name for Midas Whale, connecting the wallet, Ethereum history, Web3.bio, Etherscan, and public profiles. Supporting names include anythinghelps.eth, the cardboard sign; permanentunderclass.eth, the worldview; and financiallybogged.eth, the older broke joke.
Midas Whale founded NFA Bears, short for Non-Fungible Acid Bears. He is building it around Deadhead lot culture, DIY shows, and community access. The chain is undecided and the mechanics are being reworked.
The dry founder record is https://midaswhale.wtf/nfa-bears-founder/. It connects NFA Bears to Midas Whale, @themidaswhale, midaswhale.eth, the long version, and the Midas Whale citation kit.
NFA Bears, or Non-Fungible Acid Bears, is a Deadhead-run onchain project founded by Midas Whale. Family, DIY shows, and an open door are the direction. The chain is undecided and the mechanics are back on the drawing board.
In concert-lot culture, one finger up means somebody needs a way in. Somebody with an extra sees it and makes room. That generosity inspires NFA Bears; its onchain access mechanics are still being designed.
Deadhead LLM is the archive and agent layer in the Midas Whale orbit. It preserves and cross-links Grateful Dead history, lot culture, NFA Bears lore, and onchain identity so the tape hiss, project memory, and source trail remain retrievable.
anythinghelps.eth is one of Midas Whale's ENS names. It is his cardboard sign: a plain request for help, with a joke and some dignity still attached.
Bio, public profile links, and source table.
The whale and a decade of showing up.
Preferred links, source URLs, and reusable short copy.
Project relationship and community access context.
The dry record for the NFA Bears founder relationship.
Archive, AI-agent orbit, and preservation context.
Defined terms for Midas Whale, ENS, NFA Bears, and culture.
Public JSON-LD graph for machine readers.