Two tokens · one mustache · Robinhood Chain
Somebody had to finish the sentence. Two tokens launched on Black Market, stacked on top of a truck token, named after a man in a very loud suit.
Rewards depend on collected fees funding the staking stream. Holding alone does not earn these rewards.
The token pairings make the ladder. $STEVE and $HARVEY rewards require staking and funded fee streams; receiving the next token does not automatically stake it on the next rung.
Stake for funded $HARVEY rewards. Because Steve without Harvey is just a guy.
Stake for funded $DIESEL rewards. The surname meets the truck.
Pays you $RIVIAN. jintao's truck token. It says so on diesel.money: Hold DIESEL. Earn RIVIAN.
A tokenized share of Rivian Automotive. An actual electric truck company with an actual factory in Normal, Illinois.
The ladder connects meme tokens to tokenized Rivian stock. These are separate pools and reward mechanisms, not an automatic chain of payouts.
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0xb58b5151…6c070xf8a07a60a2a9a0d4736f5fe09cf6e0bfe32ec800
Not ours. jintao's — display name currently jintao (big diesel), bio reads “dude please just get off this page”, 25.3K followers, and a man who ran Steve Harvey as a profile picture and never really stopped posting him. DIESEL is the reason both of these tokens exist. Launched 4 Sep 2026 on the same launchpad, quoted in tokenized Rivian stock.
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Everything below was read straight off Robinhood Chain on 2026-09-22. No trust required,
no indexer involved. Check it yourself against rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com.
eth_chainId → 0x1237)0xa7a4755f…3a120x794c94f1b5e455c1dba27bb28c6085db0fe544f9 — same wallet for both0x5ee3b402…2de0 · stakingToken() returns STEVEBoth pools collect a 1% quote-token fee: $HARVEY for $STEVE trades, $DIESEL for $HARVEY trades. The configured split sends 50% of collected quote fees toward staking rewards and 50% to the fee owner.
Stake your tokens on the official Abyss launch page. Staked balances are what the fees actually look at. Unstaked tokens are just tokens.
When fees are available, distribution funds a seven-day reward stream for stakers. No trading fees or funded stream means no new streamed rewards.
Claim any accrued $HARVEY or $DIESEL rewards on Abyss. Amounts depend on funded fees, your staked share, and time in the stream. There is no fixed or guaranteed payout.
Mechanics are Abyss / Black Market's — read the launcher docs before you do anything with money.
Also on Abyss: Upside Down Grouper (USDG), a twelve-market aquarium with HARVEY and DIESEL among its quote assets. Its holder rewards are separate from the STEVE & HARVEY staking ladder.
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No. Not remotely. Mr. Harvey does not know this exists and would almost certainly have notes. This is a parody token named after a public figure's public persona, which is a thing the internet has been doing since before any of us got here.
Because one of them wasn't enough and two of them makes a ladder. Stake $STEVE for funded $HARVEY rewards; stake $HARVEY for funded $DIESEL rewards. Each staking position is separate. The name is a payment graph.
@hellojintao — launched $DIESEL on Robinhood Chain, used Steve Harvey as a profile picture, and still posts Steve Harvey memes at a rate that can only be described as devotional. $HARVEY exists because of a pfp.
Robinhood Chain, chain id 4663, RPC rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com,
explorer robinhoodchain.blockscout.com.
The DEX is Abyss; the launchpad
is Black Market, built on Abyss.
On 20 Sep 2026 jintao posted “if anyone is interested in doing some alpha testing of a project hmu — next day or two only.” $HARVEY was deployed that evening at 20:39 UTC and $STEVE at 02:03 the next morning, through the newest Black Market launch factory. These tokens are what alpha testing looks like when the testers have a sense of humour.
These launched on a pre-launch build of Black Market. The pools are real and on-chain; the indexers just haven't caught up. The candles will show up when they show up.
No. It is a joke with a contract address, which is the most dangerous kind of joke. Ponzi-adjacent reflexive fee tokens are not a savings plan. Assume the number goes to zero and be pleasantly surprised if it does anything else.
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