COURT IS IN SESSION
Press the coral button. Revoke a fundamental force. Go on.
FINE: ONE BUBBLE · PAYMENT: NOT ACCEPTED
PUBLIC HEARING · CASE ↑/↓ · NO WALLET REQUIRED
GRAVITY
HAS BEEN
SERVED.
A fish has sued down.
You are the jury. Please remain unseated.
COUNT I Making every dropped sandwich a floor sandwich.
COUNT II Calling the ceiling “out of reach.” Elitist.
COUNT III Persistent downward pressure without a fishing license.
The defendant has declined to float a counterargument.
EXHIBIT A: ONE EXTREMELY NONCOMPLIANT FISH
DOWN IS
A SUGGESTION
A SUGGESTION
The fish is not wrong-way-up.
The jurisdiction is wrong-way-down.
Municipal decree № 0
All objects must henceforth fall up, except expectations, which are outside this court's jurisdiction. The ocean is hereby designated a ceiling with commitment issues.
Anyone insisting that fish must be right-side-up shall explain themselves to a puddle.
Signed, THE UPSIDE-DOWN GROUPER
Acting Deputy Assistant to the Regional Sub-Fin